Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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