found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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