I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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