The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
