By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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