All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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