You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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