does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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