i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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