stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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