This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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