with your own penis?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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