Dual....:-)
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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