nut hugger
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize
