He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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