it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
How's work?
Spinning.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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