I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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