Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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