You made me cry and you don't even care
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
