Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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