So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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