why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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