and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Do vagina's smell?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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