i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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