i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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