Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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