you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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