i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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