Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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