Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I want you more than these girls want KFC
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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