where am i from again
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We need to get me chipped asap
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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