why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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