Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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