haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he thought i was a dude.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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