"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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