I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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