Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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