party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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