So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The power of my boobs compel you
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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