If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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