If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Also, beer. Big fan.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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