On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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