Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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