i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
