I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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