Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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