just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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