...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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