Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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