I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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