Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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