I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize