so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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Oh Jesus.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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