How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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