I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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