I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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