dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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